Monday, June 8, 2009

So You Want to Be a Writer

According to agents and editors, half the civilized world has decided that writing and selling a novel is the perfect way to earn extra money or make a fortune during these poor economic times.

To save you time and money, I thought I’d reprint this quiz so you can decide if publishing is the route you want to take.

Be brutally honest. The only person you will be cheating is yourself. Choose TRUE if the statement describes you or what you believe, FALSE if it does not.


1. I don't need to know grammar and spelling. That's the job of the editor. My job is to tell the story.


2. Most authors make lots of money. That's why I want to write.


3. I want things NOW. I'm just not a patient person.


4. Friends or family want to watch a movie you really want to see, but you haven't written your quota for the day. You stay at the computer and write.


5. If I don't write every day, I get grumpy or edgy.


6. There's one secret to writing a publishable story, and when I learn what it is, I'll succeed.


7. Criticism really hurts me. If someone criticizes my work, I feel like a failure.


8. If someone criticizes my work, I will change it immediately.


9. I love to read a certain kind of story, and that's what I want to write.


10. It's easy to write and sell a novel. All I will have to do is sit down and write it, then I will sell it.


BONUS POINTS QUESTION: I dream of stories to tell, or characters demand their stories be told, or I envision whole scenes, and I want to find out what happens next.



ANSWERS

1. FALSE Editors are busy people, and they don't have the time to correct simple mistakes. Simple mistakes usually indicate a poor writer, as well, and usually brings a fast rejection. WORTH 10 POINTS

2. FALSE Most authors are very poorly paid, expenses are high, and the time required is intense. The average writer can't support herself or her family on several books a year from a major publisher with good distribution. WORTH 10 POINTS

3. FALSE Publishing is an excruciatingly slow process. First you write the book, then you wait for months as you send out queries, more months for them to look at a portion of the manuscript, more months to look at the complete manuscript. And if they want to publish it, it will take a year or more to see print. WORTH 10 POINTS

4. TRUE You have to create writing time and that means you have to give up other things. You have to want to write, or you'll never succeed. WORTH 10 POINTS

5. TRUE Writing is an adrenaline addiction. WORTH 10 POINTS

6. FALSE There is no one secret to creating a publishable novel. There are, however, a few things you need to do. The first is sticking your rear in a chair in front of the computer with some consistency and writing. WORTH 10 POINTS

7. FALSE A tough skin must be standard equipment if you want to be a novelist. Every step along the way will be filled with criticism and rejection. The trick is to realize that they are talking about your work, NOT you. WORTH 10 POINTS

8. FALSE Writing isn't a project by committee. You know your work best so you must decide if a suggestion has value or not. The trick is determining what changes are part of learning craft and what changes force your voice or story in the wrong direction. WORTH 10 POINTS

9. TRUE You have to enjoy and read the types of stories you write. This gives you a good basis for knowing what works and what readers want.

Nothing is more obvious to a reader or an editor than a writer who doesn't read in her field. This is especially true in romance. A reader can spot someone who is writing for the money really fast. WORTH 10 POINTS

10. FALSE Writing is a craft that must be learned. You are as likely to have the natural skills to be a publishable writer as an amateur basketball player would have the skill to play professional NBA basketball.

The first novel rarely sells. Most published writers write several before they sell. Some can write up to a dozen novels before selling. WORTH 10 POINTS


Bonus Points Question: TRUE If this doesn't happen to you, you really aren't meant to be a fiction writer. All the other things above can be learned, but this can't. WORTH 100 POINTS




SCORES
0 to 99 A writing career isn't for you.
100-145 If you're willing to change and work hard, you can become a professional writer
145-200 Congratulations. You are completely insane and the perfect candidate for being a professional writer.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good questions. But I'd have to add that published writers don't work in complete solitude. If you can't stand the people you have to work with on the road to publication--agents, editors, other authors, reviewers--you're going to have a hard time getting your work into print. Publishing has gotten a lot meaner than it was when I started out 25 years ago, so if you think mean people suck and don't want to have anything to do with them, you're pretty much writing for the drawer. There's a lot less gentle encouragement of the newbie. And debut authors whose books don't sell get instantly washed out--and pretty much for life.